Saturday, August 8, 2009

A Town Held Hostage


Passamaquoddy saw some days in 2008 when the local media was taken over by a young upstart named Jim. The whole town was in an uproar and Doc was nowhere to be found. The whole mess was nearly resolved when Lorien (who had plans of her own) lured Jim out of the “Broken News” offices with a family sized bag of Cheetos. Jim was last seen licking his fingers and heading toward Hoagie Cagg’s place. Local authorities were not equipped with the proper breathing apparatus for a pursuit onto Hoagie’s land and elected not to follow him, stating “that the smell up there was punishment enough.” To this day we really do not understand what caused Jim to snap like that.

George and the gang over at Quoddesigners finally located Doc and launched an underground movement to restore the town. Upon his return, Doc learned that Lorien had decorated the offices by hot gluing hundreds of plush Tigger dolls to the walls. It took five staff members two weeks to scrap and retexture the walls.


Awesome!

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